Who is this guy even?

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
05/09/2019 at 19:17 • Filed to: None

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CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 19:21

“What do people normally like? I should say things opposite in order to get people mad on the internet.”

-This guy (probably)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 19:23

They call him, “El Interno”

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 19:28

With all due deference and patience, w hy the fuck does it matter what goes in first? I’ve seen it both ways.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 19:29

i took this way out of context and now i can’t get the image of it out of my head dear god send help

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
05/09/2019 at 19:30

Okay, what? People have been misunderstanding me all day. Give me some feedback. What’s going on in your brain?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 19:31

this sounds very sexual if taken out of context. how have people been misunderstanding you now?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 19:32

Bru does Mack Hogan even cereal?

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
05/09/2019 at 19:34

First guy reacted defensively to a comment I made in social media that wasn’t contradicting him at all. I had to get that sorted over a few comments.

Second someone close to me decided that they were going to forget all of my talking mannerisms and decided a contradiction existed that wasn’t present. That one is still ongoing, with me bewildered.

Thirdly someone at work just told me how much they disagree with something that nobody proposed or mentioned, which led me to wonder why the fuck we were arguing about that in the first place.

And looking back at my response here, I note that it could seem sexual, except the context for the response is in relation to the tweet in the screenshot so while it’s giggle worthy I guess I don’t have a sense of humour today?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 19:38

i feel you man, people do that to me all the time on here, OP even blocked me on social media but it’s been clear he doesn’t like me as a person but whatever. nowadays i just don’t tak e anything seriously on here and just lay low and try not to offend anyone while still being me, i might not intend to say something a certain way but people still take it in a bad way and run with that so i just try not to say anything that can be interpreted badly

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 19:39

The only time the milk should goes in first is if you are going back for a second bowl, and it’s left over milk

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
05/09/2019 at 19:41

Man, sometimes it feels like I am spending most of my time online just trying to be clearer to people who can’t give two shits how well they read. Take the good with the bad, I suppose, I just hate being confused.

RPM esq. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 19:42

Kinja'd!!!

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 19:45

i understand fully. but i’ve been told it’s just a matter of perspective and that people are entitled to feel however they want about anything,(even if it’s literally fucking nothing) and that’s kinda fucked in certain ways but understandable in others, so i just try to be as inoffensive as i can. even still there are times where i try to be chill but people wanna still treat/react to me in certain ways so i just don’t care anymore, let em think what they want, i’m done honestly and it’s doing wonders for me

RPM esq. > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 19:51

Because there’s like an 80% chance the ratio of milk to cereal will be way off if you put it in first. Plus, the cereal is likely to mostly float on top of the milk, leaving it unevenly and insufficiently doused in milk for optimal deliciousness. That’s why it matters.

InFierority Complex > CB
05/09/2019 at 19:51

I feel like that is the MO for every morning radio talk show.

RPM esq. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 19:55

Mrs. RPM is also wrong about this. Because I am a kind and supportive partner who desires domestic peace I have given up trying to change her and am more or less content to let her continue doing this simple task incorrectly and wastefully. Sadly, she has taught RPM Jr. to do it the wrong way too, but I hold out some hope yet of persuading him of the error of his ways. I blame myself for spending too many early mornings at the office during his formative years.

If she was in the habit of putting the toilet paper on the thing the wrong way, though, it never would have worked out between us.

RPM esq. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/09/2019 at 19:59

This take is good and correct, and even then it only works right when you add a little more milk on top to submerge the cereal.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > RPM esq.
05/09/2019 at 20:05

Yes indeed

PatBateman > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 20:17

That’s sexist.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > PatBateman
05/09/2019 at 20:21

Is it?

Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 20:24

Doesn’t work with oatmeal. If it doesn’t work with oatmeal, then it isn’t a generally applicable rule, merely an aberration.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > RPM esq.
05/09/2019 at 20:24

For me, it's never left in the bowl long enough for saturation to be a factor. I just add more milk or cereal until both are gone. But I only eat plain Cheerios and plain Grape Nuts and plain Quaker Oat Squares. I presume it matters more for other cereals like.. what do kids eat nowdays, Corn Pops or something?

marshknute > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/09/2019 at 21:00

God has left the chat...

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2019 at 21:14

It’s “El pasante”

PatBateman > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 21:14

Probably homophobic as well.

Right now, i t’s just fun to make random comments to your responses and see if you still think I’m serious.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > PatBateman
05/09/2019 at 21:18

What?!

PatBateman > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 21:31

You keep thinking that your comments are being misconstrued due to your wording. :)

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > PatBateman
05/09/2019 at 21:34

Kinja'd!!!

PatBateman > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
05/09/2019 at 21:48

Kinja'd!!!

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > PatBateman
05/09/2019 at 21:50

Kinja'd!!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > RPM esq.
05/10/2019 at 09:25

But, BUT! , what if it’s a cereal that you prefer to stay crunchy until the last bite? I must try this.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove
05/10/2019 at 09:27

When I eat oatmeal, I like to make it thick enough that I can form it to one side of the bowl. Then I pour in small amount of milk as I eat it, ensuring that the oatmeal stays hot and the milk stays cold.

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
05/10/2019 at 10:37

That’s pretty fringe, but acceptable.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
05/11/2019 at 21:28

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